1. Dane Cook
Oh, where to begin... First of all, Dane Cook is a straight up ass munching, cespool bred, human of a being. He doesn't even write his own jokes (that aren't even funny or executed well). Not to mention, his movies suck.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8WGFhOgaX4&feature=fvw
(If youve never listened to him, be prepared for a lot of sucking, vulgar moves, and did I mention sucking??)
2. Carrot-top
Prop Comedian. Thats all i have to say.
3. Carlos Mencia (a.k.a. Carlos "Butthole" Mencia)
The man steals from Bill Cosby. Bill Cosby! Not to mention his over the top, yelling and screaming and running around and anything else actual funny people don't do is just stupid. Ever watch his show on tbs? Didn't think so. One of my favorite South Park episodes rips on him pretty hardcore. Fishsticks. Look it up. Moral of the story- Carlos Butthole Mencia sucks.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCixAktGPlg&feature=player_embedded (video of him stealing from Cosby.)
4. Chelsea Handler
Oh, where to start with this one. The only thing i have ever found funny on the Chelsea Handler Show is the midget Chewy, and thats because midgets are funny. Frankly, she kind of disgusts me. An episode of South Park explains how i feel about here almost perfectly. Guys can fart all they want and its funny, but if a girl queefs, thats just fucked up- not funny at all and really, really nasty. Everyone on this list is just a queef, and Chelsea Handler is the leader of the queefs. If you don't know what a queef is, here's a video.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UsD0bugAn40
