Okay, I'm gonna be pretty blunt here. I don't want to do this. I'm going on four hours of sleep, its already way later than i usually stay up and i'm cranky. Damn...
Do you ever think about really really weird stuff? Earlier today i caught myself thinking why guys still have nipples, and how badass it would be to still have a tail. Think about it.. it'd be sweet. Also, what if our body parts were in different places? What if your mouth was on your back and foot was on your knee. Having sex would be really really weird.
Okay, backtracking a little bit back to the nipple thing. I think i read online somewhere that guys can get their nipples removed at birth- kind of like a circumcision. That'd be sooooo weird looking though..
Monday, December 6, 2010
Sunday, December 5, 2010
Jonny Quest
Okay, I had this blog idea last night while I was completely hammered. I'm still a tad hungover so hang with me here; i'm doing my best.
So, a few weeks ago, Jarrod and I were bored and watching t.v. Of course, it was really late at night so there wasn't shit on. As I flipped through the channels, I kind of stumbled across Jonny Quest. My friend Nick had a shit ton of Jonny Quest action figures, as a kid, so I figured it'd be worth a try.
In the very first instant we watched it, we knew we were in love (with the tv show, not eachother... thats a whoole 'nother story). The show has an absolute plethora of subliminal, old school racism. It's really, really fucking funny.
It probably isn't funny to a lot of people though; I find a lot of really inappropriate stuff hilarious. As a matter of fact, in one of the episodes, Race explains to Jonny how these arabian people are "backwards to our civilized society." It's shit like that. Also, in another episode, they meet a chinese dude, so they call him Charlie. Apparently, US soldiers called all asian people charlier after vietnam or ww2- so thats pretty funny too.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJk8TnS2shs
So, a few weeks ago, Jarrod and I were bored and watching t.v. Of course, it was really late at night so there wasn't shit on. As I flipped through the channels, I kind of stumbled across Jonny Quest. My friend Nick had a shit ton of Jonny Quest action figures, as a kid, so I figured it'd be worth a try.
In the very first instant we watched it, we knew we were in love (with the tv show, not eachother... thats a whoole 'nother story). The show has an absolute plethora of subliminal, old school racism. It's really, really fucking funny.
It probably isn't funny to a lot of people though; I find a lot of really inappropriate stuff hilarious. As a matter of fact, in one of the episodes, Race explains to Jonny how these arabian people are "backwards to our civilized society." It's shit like that. Also, in another episode, they meet a chinese dude, so they call him Charlie. Apparently, US soldiers called all asian people charlier after vietnam or ww2- so thats pretty funny too.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJk8TnS2shs
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