Okay, I'm gonna be pretty blunt here. I don't want to do this. I'm going on four hours of sleep, its already way later than i usually stay up and i'm cranky. Damn...
Do you ever think about really really weird stuff? Earlier today i caught myself thinking why guys still have nipples, and how badass it would be to still have a tail. Think about it.. it'd be sweet. Also, what if our body parts were in different places? What if your mouth was on your back and foot was on your knee. Having sex would be really really weird.
Okay, backtracking a little bit back to the nipple thing. I think i read online somewhere that guys can get their nipples removed at birth- kind of like a circumcision. That'd be sooooo weird looking though..
I agree, having your nipples removed at birth would look very strange. I bet those kids would be made fun of every time they visit a public pool. I dont think I would want my nipples to be removed. You cant have a man boob if you dont have nipples can you? That would just look wierd.
ReplyDeleteLittle known fact- I actually have three nipples. It's quite amazing, I know. Having three nipples means that I have great sexual prowess. And the tail thing? Yeah, that would be s'awesome to have one.
ReplyDeleteI'm going to be honest, I forgot I had nipples till reading this post. They're so pointless, and it's amazing that out of everything that got factored out of the gene pool in evolution, nipples on men remained.
ReplyDeletenipples are great. pointless on men but could u immagine what a womans boo would look like without it just a weird looking groath hanging on there chest .... i mean im all abbout weird groaths but ya not for me..
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